Zero Stars, Do Not Recommend

‘Lord of the Flies crashes headfirst into The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy in this rollicking look at the end of the world’ - Benjamin Stevenson, bestselling author of Everyone in My Family has Killed Someone‘This is Lord Of The Flies meets an all-inclusive bar, with incredible results. MJ Wassmer has written a totally original brainmelter - part thriller, part comedy, and part inspiring love story’ - Alice Bell, author of Grave Expectations‘The end of the world has never been so fun! Explosively funny and terrifyingly plausible in its depiction of the apocalypse, this cinematic debut had me LOLing, cringing and cheering throughout. I absolutely blazed through this earth-shattering action romp’ - Josh Winning, author of The Shadow Glass

MJ Wassmer grew up in the suburbs of Memphis, Tennessee. He’s held such glamorous jobs as UPS package handler, a professional treadmill cleaner, and Spider-Man impersonator for children’s birthday parties. Following ten years in the corporate world, MJ left to throw himself into his true passion - writing silly things. His debut novel, ZERO STARS, DO NOT RECOMMEND, will be published in 2024.