Everyone You Hate is Going to Die

This is the Pandora’s Box of self-help books. – Conan O’Brien

What a book. Smart, acerbic, and incredibly funny. I suggest you read it.

– Bob Saget
The only thing wrong with this book is that at my age everyone I hate is already dead. – Peter Bart
Everyone You Hate… turns out to be a very enjoyable read, unsurprisingly. Written in the rhythm of a seasoned comedian’s set, there are laughs liberally sprinkled, serious bits with elements of self-examination, and the impression that each carefully placed word has simply come to him in conversation. Just like any good Edinburgh show. – Vicky Nangle * Beyond The Joke *
Sloss offers insights on toxic masculinity, gender and sexuality that are at once deliciously dark, hilarious and profound. – Debbie Hall * Daily Record *
His bits teem with curse words, wicked daydreams…But the slapstick is a preamble: Sloss’s signature move is a pivot to vulnerability. – Eren Orbey * The New Yorker *
He tells jokes that are transgressive, that are shocking, that are dark enough to emphasize that he’s not some kind of pious, soggy, joyless hector. – Sophie Gilbert * The Atlantic *
[Sloss is] dirty, sweet and clever. – Elise Czajkowski * The New York Times *
When I was told that Daniel Sloss had written a book, I was immensely interested since I’d resented him already by watching his standup specials - for his quick wit and free-associative irreverent style that I thought I’d originated. Spoiler alert: Don’t be disappointed if, by reading this book, everyone you hate doesn’t die, but what a title. And what a book. It’s smart, acerbic, and incredibly funny. I suggest you read it. And anything else Daniel sends our way. He’s a very special comic mind and one that is a gift to those of us who need to hear from our best, hilarious, demented, smart friend. – Bob Saget
This is the Pandora’s Box of self-help books. – Conan O’Brien