What On Earth?

Count Binface in his steely, glimmering, elusiveness is both a galactically intimidating - and curiously heartening symbol of the future of British politics - #believeinthebin * Rory Stewart *A really funny book, full of great comic ideas and sometimes surprising common sense * Spectator *Count Binface is out of this world * Emily Maitlis *Halfway through this book I actually started thinking Binface had some brilliant ideas…he had me at “London Bridge should be renamed Phoebe Waller” * Jeremy Vine *There are about twenty jokes on every page. Very funny * Greg Jenner *Our favourite space politician * Daily Star *Count Binface will be Prime Minister. It’s only a matter of time * Independent *

Count Binface is the intergalactic space warrior and novelty politician who has delighted millions with his unlikely tilts at power in the United Kingdom. First he took on Theresa May in the 2017 General Election, cunningly disguised as ‘Lord Buckethead’, and went viral around the world (in a non-Covid way). Then he challenged Boris Johnson in 2019, when he scored 69 votes. More recently, in 2021 he ran to be Mayor of London in a bid to gain control of the Earth Capital itself. He received a glorious 24,775 votes from the great British public that sent him soaring into ninth place. Binface now has his eye on even more prestigious places in the British establishment, including a guest spot in Dictionary Corner on Countdown.