Things You Should Already Know About Dating, You F*cking Idiot

“A collection of hilarious dating tips that will comfort anyone who’s ever had a terribly confounding experience on a date.”–Elite Daily“Funny as hell, no joke! Definitely worth $14.98.”–J.J. Abrams“I’m obsessed with this book! Using profanity and profundity to find love? Sign me up!”–Sophia Bush“If I were banished to a deserted island and could only take one book it wouldn’t be this one because there would be no one to use all these smart, valuable, and hilarious tips on.”–Blake Griffin“Laura and Ben’s absurdist look at dating is both hilarious and heartfelt. A great read, even for this old married lady.”–Kristen Bell“Read this book if you like laughing and you don’t want to die alone.”–Judy Greer“This book is fun, funny, and so helpful! I’m reading it during a date right now and it’s going great! We’re having dinner and we’re vibing hard! Now he’s paying for dinner, and we’re in the cab going back to his place! Now we’re in his place, sealing the deal! Awesome!”–Megan Amram“This book is so funny. Read it and you’ll 100% find love–if you’re into that kinda thing…happiness or whatever.”–Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel“This book is the perfect release for anyone who’s fed up with the dating scene. It will definitely make you laugh.”–Bustle“This illustrated guide to dating tips and rules will prepare you for anything that comes your way in the dating department.”–BuzzFeed“Though the book is full of stick-figure drawings and silly dialogue and scenarios, the message is clear: people don’t know proper dating etiquette anymore. It’s a modern-day problem, and this book is one reminder that single folks can always be better people about it, so long as they pay attention and try.”–W magazine

Ben Schwartz (Author)

Ben Schwartz is an Emmy Award-winning writer, actor, and comedian. He’s starred in the television shows House of Lies and Parks and Recreation as well as the films This Is Where I Leave You and The Walk. He is the co-author of the national bestseller Grandma’s Dead: Breaking Bad News with Baby Animals and its two sequels.

Laura Moses (Author)

Laura Moses is an Emmy Award-less writer for both film and television, whose credits include Married on FX, the 50th Anniversary of A Charlie Brown Christmas, and several animated feature films. She is the co-author of the soon-to-be national bestseller *Things You Should Already Know About Dating, You Fcking Idiot. In her spare time, she enjoys yoga, volunteering, and reading Ben’s bio.

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