Nowhere to Run
The ridiculous life of a semi-professional football club chairman
$34.99
- Paperback
256 pages
- Release Date
18 May 2024
Summary
A hilarious account of life at the helm of a non-league football club, offering a candid insight into the on-field misfortunes and off-field disasters in the lower tiers of the football pyramid.
‘Captures the illogical romance of the sport’ NEW STATESMAN
Ever wondered what it would be like to run your local football club?
On the second oldest football pitch in the world, Jonathan Sayer stands atop a beer crate to address the assembled fans. As his initial optimism begi…
Book Details
| ISBN-13: | 9781804991701 |
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| ISBN-10: | 1804991708 |
| Author: | Jonathan Sayer |
| Publisher: | Transworld Publishers Ltd |
| Imprint: | Penguin |
| Format: | Paperback |
| Number of Pages: | 256 |
| Release Date: | 18 May 2024 |
| Weight: | 186g |
| Dimensions: | 198mm x 130mm x 17mm |
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Critics Review
A funny, heartwarming story, packed with memorable characters that you’ll want to cheer all the way. Ave it! * Peter Kay *
Beautifully written and engaging… funny, warm and entertaining. And stupid. Really stupid. I loved it! * MATT LUCAS *
Eat your heart out, Sheikh Mansour. * Michael Calvin *
Best thing I’ve read about Ashton and I was born there. * Justin Moorhouse *
Chronicles, in hilariously painful detail, [Jonathan’s] first season in charge of Ashton. A proper fish-out-of-water tale. * Sunday Telegraph *
This heart-warming, genuinely funny little book is just the thing to lift the spirits. * Daily Mail *
Bills, bailiffs and players locked in car boots: the life of a non-League chairman. A funny book. – Matt Dickinson * The Times *
A glorious chronicle of memorable highs, bitter disappointments and never-ending bills. * Mirror *
Great fun. * talkSPORT Hawksbee and Jacobs *
An entertaining romp about taking over and running an established Non-League club. * The Non-League Paper *
About The Author
Jonathan Sayer
Jonathan Sayer is an award-winning comedy playwright and screenwriter; he is the co-author of The Play That Goes Wrong (Henry Lewis, Henry Shields), Peter Pan Goes Wrong, The Comedy About A Bank Robbery, Groan Ups, Magic Goes Wrong (Penn & Teller), The Mind Mangler Member of The Tragic Circle and The Goes Wrong Show (BBC One- series 1&2). He is a writer, performer and Creative Director of Mischief Comedy. His work has been performed internationally in forty-nine territories including The West End and Broadway.
As a footballer Jonathan played his only competitive game for AFC Stanley Tigers U13’s in the late nineties. He was brought on as a half time substitute and substituted again shortly after gifting the opposition three goals in five minutes. After his debut Accrington Stanley ended its official ties to the team and Jonathan took the decision hang up his brand new boots for good.
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