Becoming Duchess Goldblatt

“This book is, like Duchess Goldblatt herself, nothing you expect and everything you need. It’s a memoir not just of one life (failures and triumphs laid bare) but also of a second self—its creation, its evolution, its improbable splendor. We may never deserve Duchess Goldblatt and her magnanimity, but her inventor most certainly does.” — Rebecca Makkai, author of the Pulitzer Prize and National Book Award finalist The Great Believers“What an unexpected marvel of a book, funny and poignant and—dare I say—sweet. It’s fashionable to bash social media, but without it, we wouldn’t have Duchess and that would be a damn shame.” — Laura Lippman, New York Times-bestselling author of Lady in the Lake and Sunburn “Deeply satisfying, unexpectedly moving. …As lovable as the duchess herself. …In Duchess Goldblatt’s digital neighborhood, people are not just welcome but completely adored. …Duchess and Anonymous subtly, slowly become one person. She no longer feels alone; neither do her subjects. People find solace in this fictional character—and Anonymous does, too.” — Julie Klam, New York Times Book Review”There’s no recipe for Duchess Goldblatt tweets, but they often amount to one part conventional wisdom and two parts surrealism, with some grandmotherly tenderness or saltiness sprinkled in for good measure…Her feed is one of the few places on the internet devoted to spreading unadulterated joy. It’s also a successful example of social media literature, due in part to Duchess’s voice, which requires readers to confront the ridiculousness of the entire premise alongside the sincerity of her musings. … Becoming Duchess Goldblatt recontextualizes the Twitter account as a therapeutic exercise.” — Kate Dwyer, New York Times “A life-affirming memoir packed with hilarity and candid observations about life and love.” — Marie Claire?“A source of wry wisdom and off-kilter commentary…A testament to the powers of redemption, reinvention, and yes, country singer Lyle Lovett.” — Christian Science Monitor”Uplifting.” — People, “The Best New Books”“Duchess Goldblatt has self-fashioned a persona delivering bon mots both witty and gnomic, all while using the internet itself as an aesthetic medium where the product is constructed identity. …This anonymous memoir delivers.” — The Millions”A fascinating memoir by a 21st-century original.” — Kirkus Reviews (starred review)“A surprising, joyful story of social media at its best.” — Booklist”Quite possibly the greatest book ever to be born from a pseudonymous Twitter account, this nonfiction gem is written by a reclusive real-life writer who created a wise, enchanting online persona for herself. … Duchess Goldblatt wants the world to be a better place; by the time you’ve finished this moving, funny memoir, it will be.” — Seattle Times”The Duchess is a light shining in the darkness, a beacon for troubled souls scrolling through their phones in the wee hours of the morning. Her presence has uplifted her human avatar, even as it heartens Her Grace’s ever-growing audience of ‘loons’ and ‘rascals.’ She might be an invention of social media, but—as the Duchess would say—her love is real.” — BookPage”After reading this unforgettable memoir, I figured out who Duchess Goldblatt is: all of us. Behind her brilliantly witty and uplifting message is a remarkable vulnerability and candor that reminds us that we are not alone in our struggles—and that we can, against all odds, get through them. As though casting a magic spell on her readers, she moves, inspires, and connects us through her unvarnished humanity. It was, for this therapist, a form of therapy I didn’t know I needed.” — Lori Gottlieb, New York Times-bestselling author of Maybe You Should Talk to Someone “A life-affirming memoir packed with hilarity and candid observations about life and love.” — Marie Claire”There’s no recipe for Duchess Goldblatt tweets, but they often amount to one part conventional wisdom and two parts surrealism, with some grandmotherly tenderness or saltiness sprinkled in for good measure…Her feed is one of the few places on the internet devoted to spreading unadulterated joy. It’s also a successful example of social media literature, due in part to Duchess’s voice, which requires readers to confront the ridiculousness of the entire premise alongside the sincerity of her musings. … Becoming Duchess Goldblatt recontextualizes the Twitter account as a therapeutic exercise.” — Kate Dwyer, New York Times?“A source of wry wisdom and off-kilter commentary…A testament to the powers of redemption, reinvention, and yes, country singer Lyle Lovett.” — Christian Science Monitor”Uplifting.” — People, “The Best New Books”“Duchess Goldblatt has self-fashioned a persona delivering bon mots both witty and gnomic, all while using the internet itself as an aesthetic medium where the product is constructed identity. …This anonymous memoir delivers.” — The Millions”A fascinating memoir by a 21st-century original.” — Kirkus Reviews (starred review)“A surprising, joyful story of social media at its best.” — Booklist”Quite possibly the greatest book ever to be born from a pseudonymous Twitter account, this nonfiction gem is written by a reclusive real-life writer who created a wise, enchanting online persona for herself. … Duchess Goldblatt wants the world to be a better place; by the time you’ve finished this moving, funny memoir, it will be.” — Seattle Times”After reading this unforgettable memoir, I figured out who Duchess Goldblatt is: all of us. Behind her brilliantly witty and uplifting message is a remarkable vulnerability and candor that reminds us that we are not alone in our struggles—and that we can, against all odds, get through them. As though casting a magic spell on her readers, she moves, inspires, and connects us through her unvarnished humanity. It was, for this therapist, a form of therapy I didn’t know I needed.” — Lori Gottlieb, New York Times-bestselling author of Maybe You Should Talk to Someone”The Duchess is a light shining in the darkness, a beacon for troubled souls scrolling through their phones in the wee hours of the morning. Her presence has uplifted her human avatar, even as it heartens Her Grace’s ever-growing audience of ‘loons’ and ‘rascals.’ She might be an invention of social media, but—as the Duchess would say—her love is real.” — BookPage”This book is, like Duchess Goldblatt herself, nothing you expect and everything you need. It’s a memoir not just of one life (failures and triumphs laid bare) but also of a second self—its creation, its evolution, its improbable splendor. We may never deserve Duchess Goldblatt and her magnanimity, but her inventor most certainly does.” — Rebecca Makkai, author of the Pulitzer Prize and National Book Award finalist The Great Believers “What an unexpected marvel of a book, funny and poignant and—dare I say—sweet. It’s fashionable to bash social media, but without it, we wouldn’t have Duchess and that would be a damn shame.” — Laura Lippman, New York Times-bestselling author of Lady in the Lake and Sunburn “Deeply satisfying, unexpectedly moving. …As lovable as the duchess herself. …In Duchess Goldblatt’s digital neighborhood, people are not just welcome but completely adored. …Duchess and Anonymous subtly, slowly become one person. She no longer feels alone; neither do her subjects. People find solace in this fictional character—and Anonymous does, too.” — Julie Klam, New York Times Book Review

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