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Namaste Motherf*ckers

A modern manifesto for keeping cool when you’re a hot mess

Author: Cally Beaton  

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A no bullsh*t handbook for midlife reinvention where the worlds of comedy, boardrooms, self-help and womanhood collide.

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A no bullsh*t handbook for midlife reinvention where the worlds of comedy, boardrooms, self-help and womanhood collide.

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'Spins tales like Aisling Bea, has the hair and strength of Pippi Longstocking, and the punk edge of Debbie Harry. Do I want a Cally Beaton rebrand? Hell yeah.' - Sally Phillips

'This is the best writing by Mrs Beaton since that cookbook' - Sandi Toksvig

'A charming, witty guidebook for anyone who's ever felt like an invisible imposter' - Deborah Frances-White

Part memoir, part stereotype-defying manifesto, Namaste Motherfckers is a funny, empowering, practical book that takes an irreverent look at the author's own story of radical midlife reinvention - taking her from meetings in the boardroom to becoming a stand-up comedian - thanks to a chance conversation with the late, great Joan Rivers encouraging her to make change happen.

Sharing stories and experiences from her career, alongside lessons learned from the many celebrities and experts that have guested on her hit podcast of the same name, Cally challenges at every turn the age-old narrative that women become invisible when they cease to be fertile.

It's also a book about defying the bullsh
t expectation that midlife women at best maintain (looks, career, relationships), at worst decline. With ambitious thinking and personal development takeouts from her time as a coach, Cally debunks many of the myths surrounding the female of the species and gives a fresh, funny and life-affirming look at what it means to be a middle-aged woman who is willing to take a chance, put herself out there and who is also willing to fail.

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Critic Reviews

'This is the best writing by Mrs Beaton since that cookbook.' - Sandi Toksvig
'Spins tales like Aisling Bea, has the hair and strength of Pippi Longstocking, and the punk edge of Debbie Harry. Do I want a Cally Beaton rebrand? Hell yeah.' - Sally Phillips
There is no single word to describe Cally Beaton so here are several: wry, warm, astutue, hilarious, and totally happifying.' - Susie Dent
'Cally is a comedy queen - fiery, intelligent and totally original' - Sara Pascoe
'This excellent book delivers empathy, peace of mind and hard-won advice with a side order of Cally's trademark sweary feelgood factor. Plus: way less effort than yoga.' - Viv Groskop
'Who needs lots of long dead philosophers when you've got Cally Beaton bursting with life.' - Kirsty Wark
'A charming, witty guide book for anyone who's ever felt like an invisible imposter.' - Deborah Frances-White
'Immediately gripping and real - much needed. I LOVE THIS BOOK.' - Helen Lederer
'Cally Beaton has walked the walk, and there is no-one better to talk the talk. This will be advice from the very best, and funniest, source possible.' - Richard Osman
'Hilarious, furious, fabulous - she IS woman. Hear her roar!' - Louisa Young
'A hugely inspiring story of one woman's refusal to go gentle into that good night (or anywhere) interwoven with a wise and witty guide to midlife - brava!' Helen Russell, author of The Year of Living Danishly

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About the Author

Cally Beaton is a comedian, keynote speaker, awards host, business leader, podcaster, writer and entrepreneur. She has held senior management positions at some of the biggest media companies in the world. Early in her career she headed an independent television production company that was bought by ITV and became the youngest and only female member on the board. She left to set up an award-winning creative consultancy, Road Trip Media, and went on to do a ten-year stint as Senior Vice President at the US studio giant ViacomCBS. If you want someone to blame for bringing South Park and SpongeBob SquarePants to the world, you need look no further.

Cally was nudged into the sphere of performance after a chance conversation with the late, great Joan Rivers, then 81, and so it was that as a 45-year-old single parent, she first took to the stage. She made her debut appearance on the BBC's Live at the Apollo at the age of 53, cementing her position as one of the most exciting stand-ups in the country.

Cally is a regular panellist on BBC2's QI and The Apprentice: You're Fired, as well as featuring on Countdown's Dictionary Corner, Richard Osman's House of Games, Pointless Celebrities and The Blame Game. Cally is a regular contributor on BBC Radio 2, BBC Radio 4, BBC Radio 5 Live, Times Radio, Scala Radio and BBC London. She has written for The Guardian and The Financial Times and has a Masters in Neuro Linguistic Programming.

In 2021 she launched her hit podcast 'Namaste Motherf*ckers' with a star-studded roster of celebrity guests. including Miriam Margolyes, Sir Grayson Perry, Sally Phillips, Deborah Meaden, Kirsty Wark, Omid Djalili, Susie Dent, Esther Rantzen, Paloma Faith and the Reverend Richard Coles.

Her popular Instagram reels have amassed over 100 million views and counting.

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Product Details

Publisher
Headline Publishing Group | Headline Home
Published
31st July 2025
Pages
320
ISBN
9781035420513

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