The only book of games you will ever need for your own personal throne room (or privy).
The only book of games you will ever need for your own personal throne room (or privy).
THE PORCELAIN THRONE isn't just a place to take care of business - it's prime real estate for deep thoughts, clever tricks, and a bit of mischief. This book is packed with over 100 HILARIOUS GAMES, PUZZLES, PRANKS and PROJECTS to turn your time on the toilet into pure entertainment.
? UNLEASH YOUR INNER BATHROOM GENIUS WITH:- Toilet roll tube gargoyles and origami dragons- The lost art of toilet roll telekinesis - The mysterious vanishing toothbrush trick And a whole lot more to keep you entertained ? THE ULTIMATE GIFT FOR:- Dad, who will pretend he's too mature for this but read it anyway - Your "hard-to-buy-for" brother who has everything - except this - Any teenage boy who finds bathroom humour endlessly funny ? PERFECT FOR:- Stocking stuffers, white elephant exchanges, and gag gifts - Anyone who takes their bathroom breaks a little too seriously - Those looking to make their throne time the highlight of the dayWhether it's five minutes or a full retreat, this book ensures your time on the toilet is never wasted...Michael grew up in North Wales. After reading English Language and Literature at Manchester University, he trained at The Royal Academy of Dramatic Art and enjoyed five years as an internationally unknown professional actor and musical director. He followed this with five years in publishing before becoming a bestselling author of popular non-fiction, gift books and humour for adults and children. Currently he has over eighty titles in print, published by a wide range of industry-leaders, on topics as diverse as world history, quirky science, international etiquette and self development to dream interpretation, brain boosting and virulent diseases. He lives on the Somerset Levels with his wife, two teenagers and a Golden Retriever called Doug.
The Porcelain Throne, set at the heart of the smallest room and witness to our dark business, can also be the seat of reflection and self-improvement. With that aim, this book contains more than one hundred dilatory games, tricks, puzzles, projects and pranks.Learn to make toilet roll tube gargoyles and an origami dragon, gain deep knowledge of toilet roll telekinesis, and discover the secret of the vanishing toothbrush trick. Many more amusing diversions and exciting challenges jostle for your attention to see you through those long bathroom visits.
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