How to Talk to Your Cat about Gun Safety: And Abstinence, Drugs, Satanism, and Other Dangers That Threaten Their Nine Lives

And Abstinence, Drugs, Satanism, and Other Dangers That Threaten Their Nine Lives

Author: Zachary Auburn

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"Based on three 'zines that have collectively sold 35,000 copies, a parody guidebook for people to use to teach their cats about gun safety, abstinence, evolution, and other important right-wing concerns, which crosses the whimsy of Cat Fancy with the paranoia of a Chick Tract"--

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Long gone are the good old days when a cat's biggest worries were mean dogs or a bath. Modern cats must confront satanists, online predators, the possibility of needing to survive in a post-apocalyptic wasteland, and countless other threats to their nine lives. For over four decades, the American Association of Patriots have stood at the vanguard of our country's defense by helping to prepare our nation's cat owners for the difficult conversations they dread having with their pets. Written in a simple Q&A format, How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety answers crucial questions such as, oWhat is the right age to talk to my cat about the proper use of firearms?o and oWhat are the benefits of my cat living a lifestyle of abstinence?o and especially oWhy does my cat need to use the internet? Can't he just play with yarn like cats used to do?o Our country-and our cats-stand at a precipice. It will take courage, and it will take hard work, but armed with the knowledge within these pages, we can make our cats-and America-great again!

About the Author

ZACHARY AUBURN is a writer and artist whose 'zines include an analysis of every outfit worn by the Golden Girls in the first season, a Choose Your Own Adventure about a tortured relationship (which Slate called a "small masterpiece"), and a field guide to the aliens on Star Trek. He has been profiled in the Portland Mercury, Catster magazine, and Utne Reader.