Ready For Absolutely Nothing

A romp … Constantine comes across as a trooper with a filthy sense of humour * The Times *Hilarious and honest, sparing neither herself nor her readers from incredibly intimate details … A book for anyone who’s after laughter, tears and one hell of a rollercoaster ride * Good Housekeeping ‘BOOKS OF THE YEAR’ *Bonkers and brilliant. Her writing is exquisite. With comedy and candour, she bares her soul … Magnificent * Sunday Mail *Absolutely brilliant – Elton JohnWonderfully written, very funny, but more than anything completely genuine – Lady Anne Glenconner, author of Lady in WaitingA rollicking ride … What a life * Sunday Times *A treasure trove of previously untold stories … A riveting read * Good Housekeeping *We lunched better than we danced – Anton Du BekeWildly fun * Daily Telegraph, ‘50 BEST BOOKS OF 2022’ *Sensational, juicy, gossipy, filthy and bravely honest in equal measure, Susannah Constantine’s memoir is a rollicking romp through the upper middle classes * Sunday Times *

Susannah Constantine is a novelist, journalist broadcaster and podcaster with over 25 years experience in the media and 50 years of f**k ups under her belt. She lives in chaos on the edge of a wood in Sussex and works full time as a housewife, PA and taxi driver to her husband and three (sort of) grown up children.