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Amber Martin bought Walter because she “wanted a pup I could spoil.” She decided on a French Bulldog for their personalities and attitudes. Upon seeing pictures of Walter, she “had to have him.”

“Walt is definitely a diva,” she says. “Hard to please, he judges everyone and everything. I like to call him ‘Garen’ (the male version of Karen) from time to time because I can’t do a single thing right a lot of ways. I swear his side eye will hit you in your soul.”

He enjoys being driven around town, traveling (road trips or by plane), bossing people around, medium-well steaks, and fancy treats. He’s indifferent to other dogs, preferring to keep to himself.

“When it comes to humans, he wants to make sure you see and acknowledge that he’s in your presence. I honestly feel like he thinks we are all peasants. He’s the king and we’re just living in his own world.” She soon realized he needed his own Instagram page–and the rest is history.

“There’s something very infectious about his aura and overall personality,” she says. “He’s truly a phenomenon in every sense.”