If I Told You, I'd Have to Kiss You, 9781250894700
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Secrets, spies, exes, and a mission that could rekindle love.

If I Told You, I'd Have to Kiss You

a novel

$29.63

  • Paperback

    352 pages

  • Release Date

    16 September 2025

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Summary

If Looks Could Kill (And Maybe They Can): A Spy Romance

How to become a legendary international spy:

  1. Never blow your cover.
  2. Trust no one.
  3. Don’t fall for anyone at the agency. Especially if she’s your ex-girlfriend.

Second-generation superstar spy Yardley Whitmer is known as “the Unicorn,” able to disarm anyone in the field—with either her charm or her skills. Yardley is a premier operative capable of handling t…

Book Details

ISBN-13:9781250894700
ISBN-10:1250894700
Author:Mae Marvel
Publisher:St Martin's Press
Imprint:Saint Martin's Griffin,U.S.
Format:Paperback
Number of Pages:352
Release Date:16 September 2025
Weight:290g
Dimensions:208mm x 135mm
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Critics Review

Most Anticipated by Goodreads and Autostraddle!Praise for If I Told You, I’d Have to Kiss You:

“The international intrigue and well-plotted action sequences evoke James Bond, but the story keeps a sense of cozy sweetness at its core and wears its politics on its sleeve, extolling the virtues of diversity, public service, and queer love. It’s a delightful diversion.” –Publishers Weekly, Starred Review“Fast-paced and fun.” –Kirkus “A sapphic, spy action, relationship-in-trouble masterpiece.” –Book Riot

“Engrossing and highly unique… This slow-burn, fascinating novel reads like a spy thriller that is laced with angst and sexual tension… an exciting addition to the sapphic genre.” –Booklist

“The action is fast, and their inconvenient make-out/make-up sessions are hot, while the covert operation is expertly woven through the romance. Marvel sends readers on a thrilling ride in this steamy spy romance.” –Library Journal

“A whirlwind of spies and lies and sexy fun, Mae Marvel always understands the assignment to the highest possible degree. Absolutely loved.” –Charlotte Stein, author of When Grumpy Met Sunshine“Terrific … A really fun on-the-run.” –Fated Mates PodcastPraise for Everyone I Kissed Since You Got Famous:

“As I knew I would be from the first page, I was immersed in Mae Marvel’s Everyone I Kissed Since You Got Famous. Katie and Wil’s journey here–of longing, of self-discovery, of falling in love all over again–is somehow both classic and modern, both vulnerable and strong, both sweetly tender and arrestingly sexy. Gorgeously written, with sentences and phrases so lovingly constructed that they had my heart skipping a beat–Everyone I Kissed Since You Got Famous is a romance to add to your keeper shelf.” –Kate Clayborn, Author of Georgie, All Along

“Charming and smart, Everyone I Kissed Since You Got Famous is a delicious romance about second chances, taking risks, and the beauty that can come from chasing our dreams.” –Ashley Herring Blake, author of Delilah Green Doesn’t Care

“There is everything to love about this sexy, swoony, huge-hearted, beautiful book. Written with sparkles, sizzles, and the sweetness of apple crisp, Katie and Wil’s achingly romantic story is about reaching for the stars and, at the same time, coming home. Mae Marvel delivers friends-to-lovers perfection.” –Joanna Lowell, author of The Duke Undone and Artfully Yours“Heartwarming.” –Publishers Weekly “Beautifully written, exploring Wil and Katie’s evolution from friends to lovers as twin journeys of self-awareness.” –Kirkus “Compellingly written, with a light touch on serious subjects and strong chemistry between the main characters. Recommended for readers who enjoy sapphic friends-to-lovers and celebrity romances.” –Library Journal “This sexy and heartfelt friends-to-lovers romance is intricately written, and readers will soak up every word.” –Booklist

“One of the most achy, angsty, ‘just run away together to a desert island and do not invite your moms’ novels you’ll read all year.” –Smart Bitches Trashy Books

“It’s a really beautiful book.” –Fated Mates podcast

“A lovely second chance romance for high school best friends who separated before they got to test what their feelings for each other really were.” –All About Romance“A perfect sapphic second-chance summer romance.” –Autostraddle

“Affirming and charming and just the right level of spicy to make you want to keep turning those pages for more.” –Libby Recommended Reads

“Marvel’s great writing brings to life the irresistible chemistry between characters, making it a must-read rom-com for the season.” –Los Angeles Daily News

About The Author

Mae Marvel

MAE MARVEL is the alias of cowriters Ruthie Knox and Annie Mare, bestselling authors of over a dozen acclaimed romance novels between them. Mae lives with two teenagers, two dogs, one cat, four hermit crabs, and a plethora of snails and fish in a witchy century house in Wisconsin whose extravagant perennial garden gives them something to look forward to in the depths of winter. In addition to romance, they also write mystery novels and cannot promise not to branch into new territories.

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