You Don’t Know Dick
How I Healed my Daddy Issues Fixing Broken Dicks
$60.00
- Hardcover
260 pages
- Release Date
30 June 2026
Summary
In the wake of a family tragedy and a stagnant, sexless relationship, struggling actress Kristina unexpectedly finds herself in a bizarre new career path: a clinical “dick fixer” in the wild, wonderful world of Los Angeles wellness. Armed with a jackhammer-like machine and an unhealthy dose of imposter syndrome, she dives headfirst into the intimate issues of hundreds of men, from famous Hollywood types seeking “enhancement” to octogenarians wanting to reignite their love lives. What begins a…
Book Details
| ISBN-13: | 9798999529978 |
|---|---|
| Author: | Kristina Denton |
| Publisher: | Storyteller Media |
| Imprint: | Storyteller Media |
| Format: | Hardcover |
| Number of Pages: | 260 |
| Release Date: | 30 June 2026 |
| Weight: | 454g |
| Dimensions: | 154mm x 233mm |
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Kristina Denton
Kristina Denton is an actress, stand-up comedian, writer, and producer with a sharp pen, a fearless sense of humor, and an eye for life’s most outrageous plot twists.
She recently premiered her first feature film as screenwriter, Hollywood Grit, starring Max Martini and Tyrese Gibson, a dark, stylized thriller that debuted in select theaters. Whether on screen or on the page, she’s known for telling bold, messy, unfiltered stories that expose the comedy hiding inside pain, grief, and wildly inappropriate moments.
A proud small-town California native with big-screen tenacity, Kristina has built a cross-media career that spans independent film, television, and digital content. Her work is powered by a deep curiosity about human behavior, the absurdity of social norms, and the intimate awkwardness of being alive.
She’s also no stranger to reinvention: after a family tragedy and a sexless relationship left her emotionally bankrupt, she took a job treating erectile dysfunction in Los Angeles. (You Don’t Know Dick, her debut memoir, is what happened next.)
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