You don't have to be a dad to tell dad jokes!
For the embarrassing dads and pun lovers out there comes a massive collection of hundreds of the best (worst) dad jokes around, including clever quips, painful dialogue, and punny one-liners. Our Dad Jokes book is ideally situated to become a groan-worthy, laugh-out-loud book for any of our channels looking for clean, approachable humor.
This book includes over 500 dad jokes accompanied by sketch-style graphics roughly every other spread.
Examples of jokes include:
--I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
--Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
--"Dad, can you put my shoes on?" "No, I don't think they'll fit me."
--How does NASA organize a party? They planet.
--Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
--"Dad, will you make me a sandwich?" "POOF! You're a sandwich!"
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