
Dirk Jones Is NOT the Chosen One
$29.46
- Paperback
288 pages
- Release Date
24 February 2026
Summary
Dirk isn’t the chosen one. Not even close. So how did they end up in the middle of a potential apocalypse?
All Dirk wanted was to escape another argument with their parents and go for a nice quiet coffee. Instead, they’ve been kidnapped by agents, attacked by mal-realmers and forced to wear a boiler suit that they’re pretty sure someone died in.
When Dirk is taken to Base, a secret underground …well … base, they learn way more than they need to. More about other realms, more a…
Book Details
| ISBN-13: | 9781917718080 |
|---|---|
| ISBN-10: | 191771808X |
| Author: | Gatlin Perrin |
| Publisher: | Firefly Press Ltd |
| Imprint: | Firefly Press Ltd |
| Format: | Paperback |
| Number of Pages: | 288 |
| Release Date: | 24 February 2026 |
| Weight: | 202g |
| Dimensions: | 198mm x 129mm |
You Can Find This Book In
What They're Saying
Critics Review
‘With a ragtag group and a conspiracy, we see Dirk help battle evils and their own identity to become chosen to those who matter.’RACHEL FATUROTI, author of SADÉ AND HER SHADOW BEASTS
‘A fresh take on the chosen one [trope] for all those who feel like they don’t belong.’DAVID FENNE, author of OVEREMOTIONAL
‘A fantastically creepy, LGBTQ+ coming-of-age story with the biggest of hearts and the darkest of humour.’YVONNE BANHAM, author of THE DARK AND DANGEROUS GIFTS OF DELORES MACKENZIE
‘Irreverent, genre-savvy and gloriously queer, this is the book my inner child needed.’WREN JAMES, author of THE LONELIEST GIRL IN THE UNIVERSE
‘Funny, scary and totally original … this madcap adventure will have you on the edge of your seat.’
CLAIRE FAYERS, author of WELSH GIANTS, GHOSTS AND GOBLINS
About The Author
Gatlin Perrin
Gatlin Perrin is a North Walian living in London. They tell folktales to children, lecture to university students and run workshops for adults. Essentially, they’re trying to ruin as many generations as possible.
Returns
This item is eligible for free returns within 30 days of delivery. See our returns policy for further details.




