Dragon Apocalypse

Yo creepy two-leggers. I'm Bruce the giant spiderkilling machine and comedian for hire. Hear my words and vibrate with terror. Dragons are doomed! Magic ditto!! The City of Monsters is CARKING!!!
But all ain't lost. My Dead Gang buds can save the world's vibrating butt. That is if we can survive
a brainwashed grommet king!
a webbing SNAKE GOD!
and MY SCARY-ASS MAMA and CANNIBAL BRIDE!!!'

DC Green has had seven childrens books published, including the Monster School trilogy and the Erasmus James series: frightfully funny fantasy trilogies for 7-107 year olds (and brilliant chimpanzees). DC Green has also written a gross horror-superhero-comedy, Stinky Squad, and a funny picture book, Three Little Surfer Pigs. And there are always more books coming soon!! DC is also an award-winning fiction and non-fiction writer who has written over 2,000 articles for 50+ magazines and newspapers around the world, an adult graphic novel (Lash Clone Returns to Vortex) and contributed to a dozen anthologies. He lives on the NSW South Coast with one slightly crazy daughter and three very crazy cats. He continues to surf with high zeal and low skill.

'Yo, creepy two-leggers. I'm Bruce, the giant spiderkilling machine and comedian for hire. Hear my words and vibrate with terror. Dragons are doomed! Magic ditto!! The City of Monsters is CARKING!!! 'But all ain't lost. My Dead Gang buds can save the world's vibrating butt. That is, if we can survive: a brainwashed grommet king! a webbing SNAKE GOD! * and MY SCARY-ASS MAMA and CANNIBAL BRIDE!!!'

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