I'll Mature When I'm Dead

I'll Mature When I'm Dead is theNew York Times bestseller from "the funniest man in America" (New York Times). Let Pulitzer Prize-winning humorist and nationallyunrecognized voice of maturity Dave Barry make the journey to adulthood a little easier-and a lot funnier.Not everyone has to be dragged kicking and screaming through adulthood. Dave Barry will help through this process-with his hilarious takes on parenting, changing self-image, the battle of the sexes, technology, health care, celebrityhood, and even vampires!

“"Despite years of medication, Dave Barry is still the funniest damn writer in the whole country. Let's hope he never grows up." -Carl Hiaasen "Dave Barry's best book so far, which is saying a lot." -P.J. O'Rourke”

"Despite years of medication, Dave Barry is still the funniest damn writer in the whole country. Let's hope he never grows up."—Carl Hiaasen

"Dave Barry's best book so far, which is saying a lot."—P.J. O'Rourke

Dave Barry is proud to have been elected Class Clown by the Pleasantville High School class of 1965. From 1983 to 2004, he wrote a weekly humor column for the Miami Herald, which in 1988 won the Pulitzer Prize for Commentary. He is the author of some thirty books, including his bestselling Peter Pan prequels, written with Ridley Pearson; his Christmas story The Shepherd, the Angel, and Walter the Christmas Miracle Dog; Class Clown; Dave Barry's History of the Millennium (So Far); and I'll Mature When I'm Dead. Barry lives in Coral Gables, Florida, with his family and a domestic staff of forty-seven.

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