Bite Me, I'm Coloring: De-Stress with 50 Hilariously Fun Swear Word Coloring Pages

Color the hell out of this swear-word adult coloring book--and feel your stress disappear!
With annoying exes, crappy coworkers, red-faced bosses, endless traffic, and whatever sht you're dealing with at home, sometimes all you need is to tell everyone to "BITE ME!" Now you can say it in color! Find your inner calm with beautiful and intricate black-and-white art that also happens to feature your favorite profanities. From "People are the Worst" coloring pages to empowering "Winning at Life" coloring pages, you'll feel the "Zen" wash over you as you color in or outside the lines, however you damn well please. So grab a marker, flip to a page, and go fcking nuts!

Dare You Stamp Co. was founded in 1776 when noted Philadelphian Jeremiah Dare was hired by the not-yet-Founding Fathers to print draft copies of the Declaration of Independence. When the documents arrived at Independence Hall, an unfortunate typo read "When in the Curse of human events..." So irate was George Washington that he said, "The foolish and wicked practice of profane cursing and swearing is a vice so mean and low that every person of sense and character detests and despises it." Dare's instinct was to simply reply, "Fuck you." Today, the Editors of Dare You Stamp Company continue to bring you belligerent content as a subset of Cider Mill Press.

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