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Count Binface: Galactic politician’s manifesto to fix a planet in crisis.

What On Earth?

An Alien's Manifesto for Fixing Britain

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  • Paperback

    256 pages

  • Release Date

    22 October 2026

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Summary

‘It’s time for the Bin Supremacy’ - Stewart Lee

‘Always surprising. Always funny’ - Armando Iannucci

‘The future of British politics’ - Rory Stewart

Count Binface is the galaxy’s most famous politician. In the 2026 Clacton by-election he was the undisputed winner … amongst the candidates who bothered to turn up for the result. His 26.9 per cent share of the vote is the highest ever for an alien candidate on Earth.

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Book Details

ISBN-13:9781529456271
ISBN-10:1529456274
Author:Count Binface
Publisher:Quercus Publishing
Imprint:Quercus Publishing
Format:Paperback
Number of Pages:256
Release Date:22 October 2026
Weight:186g
Dimensions:22mm x 128mm x 198mm
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What On Earth? by Count Binface - ISBN: 9781529456271
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Critics Review

Count Binface in his steely, glimmering, elusiveness is both a galactically intimidating - and curiously heartening symbol of the future of British politics - #believeinthebin * Rory Stewart *
A really funny book, full of great comic ideas and sometimes surprising common sense * Spectator *
Count Binface is out of this world * Emily Maitlis *
Halfway through this book I actually started thinking Binface had some brilliant ideas…he had me at “London Bridge should be renamed Phoebe Waller” * Jeremy Vine *
There are about twenty jokes on every page. Very funny * Greg Jenner *
Our favourite space politician * Daily Star *
Count Binface will be Prime Minister. It’s only a matter of time * Independent *
It’s time for the Bin Supremacy – Stewart Lee
Binface is a political phenomenon - a joke candidate who is funny. Really funny. Sharp, satirical and strangely sensible – Ian Hislop
Always surprising. Always funny – Armando Iannucci
The future of British politics – Rory Stewart
Count Binface is out of this world – Emily Maitlis

About The Author

Count Binface

COUNT BINFACE is the intergalactic space warrior and novelty UK politician who has delighted millions with his unlikely tilts at power. First, he took on Theresa May in the 2017 General Election, cunningly disguised as ‘Lord Buckethead’, and went viral (in a non-Covid way). Then he challenged Boris Johnson in 2019, when he scored 69 votes. In 2021 he ran to be Mayor of London in a bid to gain control of the Earth Capital itself, receiving a glorious 92,896 votes that sent him soaring into ninth place. In the 2024 London mayoral election, he defeated the far right Britain First party by several thousand votes. More recently he challenged Nigel Farage in the Reform UK leader’s Clacton constituency. One in four voters there would now officially prefer to have an alien with a Ceefax fixation as their MP. What On Earth? is his first book.

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