Pissants, 9781761633072
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Chaos, dark humour, and footy club secrets revealed.
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Pissants

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    336 pages

  • Release Date

    1 July 2025

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Summary

Pissants: Life on the Sidelines

Nothing like this has ever happened at a footy club. Honest.

The embittered fringe players of an unnamed football club follow rules of their own. Kidnapping a teammate’s dog for a gag. Taking potent painkiller suppositories to get through the living nightmare of a sponsors’ event. Ticking off their Pissants bingo cards to survive the weirdness of meetings with the club psych. Fangs, Stick, Squidman and Shaggers speak in a cryp…

Book Details

ISBN-13:9781761633072
ISBN-10:1761633074
Author:Brandon Jack
Publisher:Simon & Schuster Australia
Imprint:Summit Books Australia
Format:Paperback
Number of Pages:336
Release Date:1 July 2025
Weight:414g
Dimensions:87mm x 234mm x 212mm
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Critics Review

‘The footballer’s language knocked me around with its fantastical crudity and wildness; yet under its foul-mouthed, laughing bravado lie deep wounds, a humble and endearing loneliness that moved me.’ – Helen Garner, author of The Season‘I’ll probably never look at Aussie Rules in quite the same way. While redefining the Australian literary boundaries of bacchanalia, in Pissants Brandon Jack – startlingly, shockingly and often hilariously – turns the footy sausage inside-out to expose the blood, guts, desperation and human frailty at its core. It ain’t pretty. But it sure is a powerfully evocative, elegant, and very daring novel.’ – Paul Daley, Guardian writer and author of Jesustown‘Brandon Jack has talent and daring in abundance’  – Christos Tsiolkas‘Brandon Jack is a force for good’  – Michelle Andrews and Zara McDonald, hosts of the Shameless podcast ’Like Andre Agassi’s Open, this is a transformative book; it is going to change our way of seeing’  – Malcolm Knox‘A yearning heart and mind propels Brandon’s writing. I’m hugely expectant for what is next.’  – Tim Rogers

About The Author

Brandon Jack

Brandon Jack played for the Sydney Swans for five years. He is the author of the acclaimed 28: A memoir of football, addiction, art, masculinity and love.

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