Pissants by Brandon Jack - ISBN: 9781761633072
Paperback
Chaos, dark humour, and footy club secrets revealed.

Pissants

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  • Paperback

    336 pages

  • Release Date

    2 July 2025

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Summary

Nothing like this has ever happened at a footy club. Honest.

The embittered fringe players of an unnamed football club follow rules of their own. Kidnapping a teammate’s dog for a gag. Taking potent painkiller suppositories to get through the living nightmare of a sponsors’ event. Ticking off their Pissants bingo cards to survive the weirdness of meetings with the club psych. Fangs, Stick, Squidman and Shaggers speak in a cryptic code of inside jokes and WhatsApp exch…

Book Details

ISBN-13:9781761633072
ISBN-10:1761633074
Author:Brandon Jack
Publisher:Simon & Schuster Australia
Imprint:Summit Books Australia
Format:Paperback
Number of Pages:336
Release Date:2 July 2025
Weight:414g
Dimensions:87mm x 212mm x 234mm
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Pissants by Brandon Jack - ISBN: 9781761633072
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Critics Review

‘The footballer’s language knocked me around with its fantastical crudity and wildness; yet under its foul-mouthed, laughing bravado lie deep wounds, a humble and endearing loneliness that moved me.’ – Helen Garner, author of The Season
‘Brandon Jack has talent and daring in abundance’ – Christos Tsiolkas
‘I’ll probably never look at Aussie Rules in quite the same way. While redefining the Australian literary boundaries of bacchanalia, in Pissants Brandon Jack – startlingly, shockingly and often hilariously – turns the footy sausage inside-out to expose the blood, guts, desperation and human frailty at its core. It ain’t pretty. But it sure is a powerfully evocative, elegant, and very daring novel.’ – Paul Daley, Guardian writer and author of Jesustown
‘Brandon Jack is a force for good’ – Michelle Andrews and Zara McDonald, hosts of the Shameless podcast
‘Like Andre Agassi’s Open, this is a transformative book; it is going to change our way of seeing’ – Malcolm Knox
‘A yearning heart and mind propels Brandon’s writing. I’m hugely expectant for what is next.’ Tim Rogers

About The Author

Brandon Jack

Brandon Jack played for the Sydney Swans for five years. He is the author of the acclaimed 28: A memoir of football, addiction, art, masculinity and love.

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