Effin' Birds 2026 Day-to-Day Calendar

Author: Aaron Reynolds

Bring swear-therapy to every week with this 2026 planner! Featuring vintage bird artwork paired with irreverent captions and the opportunity to write your own captions. Laugh (and swear!) all year long with this cheeky planner. Features no single-use plastic, full-color tear-off pages, and combined weekend pages.

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Summary

Description

Each weekly page of this hilarious swear-a-day bird calendar features a piece of vintage bird artwork paired with an expletive-laden saying—perfect for devout bird lovers and connoisseurs of profane snark alike. Combined weekend pages provide a special (all new!) opportunity for fans to write their own funny and irreverent captions, ad lib style. Laugh (and swear!) all year long with this delightfully cheeky desktop calendar.

Features include:

No single-use plastic
Page size: 5.354" x 4.488"
Recyclable chipboard easel backer for desk or tabletop display
Printed on FSC® certified paper with soy-based ink
Full-color tear-off pages
Back of weekday pages are blank for notes or shopping lists
Back of weekend pages contain fill-in-the-blank Create Your Own Effin’ Birds
Day/Date reference on each page
Combined weekend pages
Official major world holidays and observances
Features vintage bird artwork paired with sweary sayings

About the Author

Aaron Reynolds is the five-time Webby Award-winning author of Effin’ Birds, a comic strip pairing intricate artwork with mundane daily frustrations read by over half a million people every day. His first book, Effin’ Birds: A Field Guide To Identification, hit bookstores in 2019 and for seven whole days was the bestselling book by any Canadian author not named Margaret Atwood. Prior to writing Effin’ Birds as his full-time gig, Aaron was the creative director for a podcast network, a software trainer for Apple, and a Santa Claus photographer at the worst mall in Mississauga, Ontario, Canada.