Colin Gets Promoted and Dooms the World by Mark Waddell - ISBN: 9780593818404
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Promotion sought, ancient evil unleashed, world doomed. Can Colin fix it?

Colin Gets Promoted and Dooms the World

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  • Paperback

    384 pages

  • Release Date

    7 October 2025

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Summary

Colin is a low-level employee at Dark Enterprises, a hell-like multinational corporation solving the world’s most difficult problems in deeply questionable ways. After years of toiling away in a cubicle, he’s ready to climb the corporate ladder and claim the power he’s never had. The only problem is, he’s pretty sure he’s about to be terminated. Like, terminated. That’s tough, because his BFF has just set him up with a great guy. In fact, maybe he’s a little too great. And asks a lot of quest…

Book Details

ISBN-13:9780593818404
ISBN-10:0593818407
Author:Mark Waddell
Publisher:Penguin Putnam Inc
Imprint:Ace Books
Format:Paperback
Number of Pages:384
Release Date:7 October 2025
Weight:280g
Dimensions:24mm x 202mm x 132mm
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Critics Review

Praise for Colin Gets Promoted and Dooms the World

“The humor throughout this novel is delightfully witty in a way that fans of dry satire will greatly enjoy. Filled with top-notch worldbuilding, entertaining antagonists, and tongue-in-cheek charm…this novel is not to be missed for fans of urban fantasy that gently toes the horror line. A charming corporate horror novel with a whole lot of heart.”
Kirkus (starred review)

“Most readers won’t have experienced as much workplace death, dismemberment, or eldritch horror as Colin, but this underdog revenge fantasy is for anyone who has been bullied, ignored, or taken advantage of.”
Library Journal

“This book is anything but another day at the office. Charmingly twisted and twistedly charming, Colin Gets Promoted and Dooms the World is as timely and poignant as it is witty and imaginative.”
Maxie Dara, author of A Grim Reaper’s Guide to Catching a Killer

“If you want your moral centre to be gleefully eroded by indefensible characters, selfish love, and literally cutthroat office politics, this is the vice for you.”
Natalie Zina Walschots, author of Hench

“Waddell delivers the perfect balance of humor, chaos, and horror into a terrific page-turning narrative.”
Criminal Element

“With plenty of jokes about shady executives, corporate drudgery, and ritual sacrifice, Waddell has created a romp that will have readers wondering how Colin will get himself and the world out of the mess he’s created…hilarious contemporary fantasy.”
Shelf Awareness

“The blend of corporate satire with eldritch horror made for a sharp, entertaining fusion that felt both absurd and uncomfortably fitting.”
Game Vortex

“This book was a whole lot of fun!”
FanFiAddict

About The Author

Mark Waddell

Mark Waddell grew up on the cold, windswept prairies of western Canada and later earned a Ph.D. in the history of science, medicine, and technology from the Johns Hopkins University. After teaching at Michigan State University for fifteen years, he and his husband moved to Vancouver Island. When not writing, he plays the viola in the Civic Orchestra of Victoria, walks his dogs on the beach, and slays fearsome monsters in Dungeons & Dragons.

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