Lemony Snicket: The Unauthorized Autobiography

A Warning from the Publisher:

Many readers have questions about Lemony Snicket, author of the distressing serial concerning the trials of the charming but unlucky Baudelaire orphans, published under the collective title A Series of Unfortunate Events. Before purchasing, borrowing, or stealing this book, you should be aware that it contains the answers to some of those questions, such as the following:

1. Who is Lemony?

2. Is there a secret organization I should know about?

3. Why does Lemony Snicket spend his time researching and writing distressing books concerning the Baudelaire orphans?

4. Why do all of Lemony Snicket's books concerning a sad dedication to a woman named Beatrice?

5. If there's nothing out there, what was that noise?

Our advice to you is that you find a book that answers less upsetting questions than this one. Perhaps your librarian, bookseller, or parole officer can recommend a book that answers the question, "Aren't ponies adorable?"

Lemony Snicket is often despondent, mostly about his pub

Lemony Snicket is often despondent, mostly about his pub

Lemony Snicket is often despondent, mostly about his pub

Lemony Snicket is often despondent, mostly about his pub

Lemony Snicket is often despondent, mostly about his published research, which includes A Series of Unfortunate Evenlished research, which includes A Series of Unfortunate Evenlished research, which includes A Series of Unfortunate Evenlished research, which includes A Series of Unfortunate Evenlished research, which includes A Series of Unfortunate Events

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