52 Times Britain was a Bellend

JAMES FELTON'S NEW BOOK "SUNBURN" ('AN ASTONISHING PIECE OF WORK' James O'Brien; 'FUNNY, SCATHING AND WITTY' IAN DUNT) IS OUT NOW

'Scurrilous, scandalous and frequently disgusting. I absolutely loved it' James O'Brien

Twitter hero James Felton brings you the painfully funny history of Britain you were never taught at school, fully illustrated and chronicling 52 of the most ludicrous, weird and downright 'baddie' things we Brits have done to the world since time immemorial - before conveniently forgetting all about them, of course. Including:

- Starting wars with China when they didn't buy enough of our class A drugs

- Inventing a law so we didn't have to return objects we'd blatantly stolen from other countries

- Casually creating muzzles for women

- And almost going to war over a crime committed by a pig

52 TIMES BRITAIN WAS A BELLEND will complete your knowledge of this sceptred isle in ways you never expected. So if you've ever wondered how we put the 'Great' in 'Great Britain', wonder no more . . .

And when we say British, for the most part we unfortunately just mean the English.

“'Scurrilous, scandalous and frequently disgusting. I absolutely loved it''James never fails to make me laugh and then think, then laugh some more''Awfully hilarious about the hilariously awful. Confirms everything everyone whispers behind our backs, except funnier''James Felton makes me laugh like a bellend''Warning: may provoke huge laughs and some feelings of shame''James Felton makes me laugh every day - get into him''James Felton is a national treasure. Although having read this book, I'm not sure that's a good thing' 'Brilliant and hilarious. The perfect book for a nation built on arseholes'”

'Scurrilous, scandalous and frequently disgusting. I absolutely loved it'

'James never fails to make me laugh and then think, then laugh some more'

'Awfully hilarious about the hilariously awful. Confirms everything everyone whispers behind our backs, except funnier'

'James Felton makes me laugh like a bellend'

'Warning: may provoke huge laughs and some feelings of shame'

'James Felton makes me laugh every day - get into him'

'James Felton is a national treasure. Although having read this book, I'm not sure that's a good thing'

'Brilliant and hilarious. The perfect book for a nation built on arseholes'

James Felton is a writer and journalist, whose articles regularly appear in the Guardian, Independent, Daily Mash and IFL Science. As a writer for television, his work includes the BAFTA award-winning The Dog Ate My Homework. Through his twitter platform of over 200,000 followers and counting, he is a well-known narrator of the Brexit crisis, averaging around 150,000 retweets a month.

JAMES FELTON'S NEW BOOK "ASSHOLES" IS OUT NOW 'Scurrilous, scandalous and frequently disgusting. I absolutely loved it' James O'Brien Twitter hero James Felton brings you the painfully funny history of Britain you were never taught at school, fully illustrated and chronicling 52 of the most ludicrous, weird and downright 'baddie' things we Brits have done to the world since time immemorial - before conveniently forgetting all about them, of course. Including: - Starting wars with China when they didn't buy enough of our class A drugs - Inventing a law so we didn't have to return objects we'd blatantly stolen from other countries - Casually creating muzzles for women - And almost going to war over a crime committed by a pig 52 TIMES BRITAIN WAS A BELLEND will complete your knowledge of this sceptred isle in ways you never expected. So if you've ever wondered how we put the 'Great' in 'Great Britain', wonder no more . . . And when we say British, for the most part we unfortunately just mean the English.

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